Interview: The Big Kat

by Sam @ WWAHT on Jun 23, 2009 8:00 AM EDT Comment 13 comments

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Recently, WWAHT was given the opportunity to interview former Ohio State great Andy Katzenmoyer. The Big Kat has kept busy in his post-football life, running his own fitness studio and starting a family. Katzenmoyer was an outstanding player in his time at Ohio State, but both he and the university ended up drawing criticism for various shenanigans that helped keep him eligible for football. Nevertheless, Andy seems happy with his life, and I get the feeling he wouldn't change a thing. Without further ado, here's the interview:

1. Alright, Andy, what have you been doing for a living since your football career came to an abrupt end?

well must say much things have kept me busy in life since i have retire from days of playing football for ohio state university buck eye and also boston patriot. U kno playing footbal was vary important for me i did not play football for hot babe or much fame or amount of cash but instead i had passion U must always have passion because if U dont have passion you end up being just like ohio stat u buck eye punter brett bartholomew U have nothing but ability to kick football and drink much beer at places like family cook out or tailgate party or even retiremnt party with grandfather. also i have gone to ohio state university of otterbine to get degree. degree important for follwoing three reason first you need to have degree to be smart second degree show much passion of learning. also i have started knew jim called LIFT JIM we teach young kids adult fitness competitor pre natal mom post natal mom and general population about important thing such as have nice form on power clean and also how to have passion to acheeve dream of making reality perfect. other thing we teach is that mac donalds is bad for you. also have hot wive and knew babby who is vary fat and vary pink doesnt want to spemnd much time in jim with me or gett bigger mussel at all.

2. So how iz family life goin?

well must say that family life has been better. so i have vary hot wive with thing like firm brest nice face big eye nice hair in pony tail. i have knew babby with her but i do not think babby is mine. babby look just like joe germaine and have same eyes and freckle. no U know joe germaine vary popular with lady in places like bar dance club church homeless shelter dog pound. ladie vary impressed with joe germaine and cool personality also he can drink much beer. my knew babby have no passion i take babby to jim he cant even bench bar and have much problem with having work ethic. also tried to get babby to eat much chiken brest to build mussel but he wont do it he refuse i do not think this babby mine mine babby would have nice facial hair good work ethic stonger mussel not be lazzy babby who have no passion. i think this babby mite grow upand have man pony tail as hairstyle. this remind me of story about joe germaine at ohio state we were in bar drinking much wasshington apples when see smoking hot womyn walk buy and joe germaine says to me andy im going to go say hello then like ten mintues later he come back and tell me that it was not women but really a man.

3. Do you hav aney advise to offur to former player on life aftr the game?

yes i have vary good advice to following people former player trying to make money after day footbaly playing done young kid pre natal mom post natal mom fitness comeptitor fat person my adive is folloiwn three things. first U must have must passion to acheeve dream if u dont have passion then you will not acheeve dream so think of it this way if U have passion U will achieve dream if U dont have passion U wont acheeve dream instead you will be unhappy and sad. third peece of advice is to eat much chiken brest to help mussel grow thick like forest snake or leg of brett barthlomew or even kodiak bare.

4. Who is ur fave playr curntly on ohio state university buckeye roster?

favorite player on football team is russal hoeman line backer. vary strong have big mussel and vary much passion i think he is next aj hawk u kno gret player great passion but have ugly wive in future.

5. Do u tink u cud tak Chris Spielman n a fight?

i think i could take chris spielman in fist fite for many reason. first i am alpha male. second i have diet of following things each day

1 cup of spinach

8 chiken brest

8 can of tuna

15 cup of mussel milk

15 cup of why proteen

1 hamburger

4 cup pine nut

1 bushall apple

1 corn and brown bean sandwhich on rye bread and honey with pikle

notice U do knot see anything like macdonald, burger king, rallies, or other junk food such as chip soda or donut. i have meat chris spielman much time and always he is eating hotdog or other bad food including macdonald. long time ago chris spielman have much passion fpor toodling with nutsack of earle bruce and playing football on football field but he no longer has much passion. i told him to come to lift jim and workout with pre natal mom post natal mom fitness competitor general population and even young kid but he said he has membership at la fitness which is for people without passion or even dream of acheeving goal.

6. no sekrit that University Ohio State Buckeye have strugled lately in "big" gaems. Wut advise do u have to offur the teem nd coachin staf to deal wit thi trend?

this remind me of story when i was just young kid comign to play at ohio state buckeye. first day i meat stanly jackson we are both young kids and we are ready to play football. then i see john cooper and he has vary grey hare vary steel colored much knowledge of football and life. he said big katz i want to talk to you and he said that stanly jackson have little passion for game but is nice guy but also watch out in shower becauz stanly jackson has been known to play game called thumbs which is not much fun and instead much irritation. well next day in shower stanly jackson start to play thumb with brett bartholomew wh o get vary red face and start to give stanly jackson indian rug burn on arm and also dutch rub on head. then jo germanine come into seen and start to push stanly jackson amnd whip him with towel. many would think much disharmony in locker room but not true U kno since we havve anttics in shower we become closer team with more passion and john cooper is good man grey hair much knowledge he said to team afterwords you are no longer boy you are now man! have passion for game and passion in locker room. that is important notice for all young kid U cannot think that you have only passion on feild but instead in all areas of world including place like gim loccker room resteraunt in vehicle and even in grocery store. jim tressel has good coach ability byut no passion! to win big game passion is number one thing. these three thing matter most in winning big game number one is passion number two is team chemistry in loccker room and other place. so remeber young kid, U must follow dream and never give up if U want to accheeve it.

Thanks, Andy. That was....enlightening. If you want to read anymore of Big Katz' ruminations on life, physical fitness, and pre natal mom post natal mom, check out his (seldom-updated) blog BigKatzBigDreams.

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lol. i don’t know whether to shake my head or keep laughing. :-) “grate” interview. :-P

by chibucks on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Love how the interviewer gradually adopted the verbal style of the interviewee.

Can’t imagine how tough typing like that would be.

When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno

by jtothep on Jun 23, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It’s Andy Katzenmoyer. I’m sure it comes naturally.

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Jun 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

here again, there are 3 great things about this interview: 1) Big Katz has Big Passion and the other thing is that it has motivated me to join the LIFT JIM.

by Chrisgocomment on Jun 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

u can definitely join LIFT JIM if you meet big katz three criteria 1) u have vary hot pre natal post natal wive with thing like firm brest and 2) u have vary big mussel and vary much passion by eat much chiken brest to help mussel grow thick like forest snake or leg of brett barthlomew

by chibucks on Jun 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this....

i think he is next aj hawk u kno gret player great passion but have ugly wive in future.

is so full of win!

You may be my favorite Buckeye fan and that includes my parents.

"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams

by HookMania on Jun 23, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

As much as I'd like to lay claim to that treasure, I can't

That was all Big Kat

www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com

by Sam @ WWAHT on Jun 23, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously?

this is not a real interview. Right? Nobody could spell gym as jim. And if he is, then he’s undoubtedly retarded. And there’s no way he could come close to passing any classes. Even at OSU.

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Jun 23, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn’t you click the link to his blog? It’s really really real.

by Brodie on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

people make fake blogs

he can’t possible be that dumb. Please god, tell me someone that stupid didn’t go to COLLEGE AND PASS CLASSES.

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Jun 23, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No he’s real. I’ve exchanged e-mails with him.

by Brodie on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my bad..I assumed it was satire

I guess I can put my parents back at top. You’re still close to the top though. Top notch blog.

"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams

by HookMania on Jun 24, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

big katz help save my live

i go to LYFT JYM and then acheeve dreem of go play iced hoky and have hot pre natal post natal wive and babby. big katz also help general populations. thanks you big katz!

by Brodie on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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